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Don't go to bed so early You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead.

• In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom.
• She'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables.
• But kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug.

So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.